Thursday, February 11, 2010

These Vampires Should've Just Called 1800flowers


In every vampire-human love story, the problem inevitably comes up over whether the human should become a vampire or not. In "Bram Stoker's Dracula", directed by Francis Ford Coppola, the human decides that she will become a vampire so that she can live forever in love with Dracula. On the other hand, in Twilight the vampire, Edward, decides that he cannot turn Bella into a vampire because he loves her too much. In both movies, there are a lot of arguments, bad omens and drama over whether the human should become a vampire or not.

But it seems to me that all these dilemmas could be averted if they'd just call 1800flowers! Seriously though, isn't romance better when it's lighter and wouldn't it have just been simpler for Edward to buy a Twilight Flowers Poster Bundle for Bella and then call it a day? This is even more the case since MSNBC recently cited 1800flowers for the transparency of their pricing and their fair hiring policies. Who doesn't love that? I think this is a much simpler way to express love than biting somebody's neck!

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